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Hey everybody, when I'm not tooting about my handsome adult son Oswald the cat, I Stream live on Twitch where I make stuff on camera and chat with people who drop in.

Come and give me a look this afternoon! This is my only means of income since my TBI and all support, even just being there to increase my viewership, is appreciated!!

My anaconda don’t -
My anaconda don’t -
My anaconda don’t belong here because it is invasive

LOL connecting to my Twitch PC from upstairs now looks like this....

@Granddad I'll never abandon you.

Except when Twinja goes down for 3 months and when it comes back up it has like 8 users.

Hey @Granddad I need my personal wookiee emojis dude come on. :P

For the 5 minutes a week I spend on here.. :P

Abuse, Request for money, please boost 

terrible implementations of social safety nets that are more effective than what currently exists 

Like, even if someone just spams their soundcloud at you or whatever: so the fuck what? You're fine. You're doing OK.

If you get grumpy that people find you in federated and drive-by-reply to you, like, why are you even on this platform.

I don't get the grumpy people.

Doctor Octopus from Spider-Man is just Hentai Iron Man

sometimes i look up at the moon and think, know who else is looking at that very same moon? MILFs in my area. and it puts me at ease

I have like no presence over here and I'm sad b/c Twitter is so intolerable but it's lonely on my tiny account on Masto.

I don't want to put any effort into fixing this so just follow me and be nice to me.


I accepted a job this morning!!!!!

It's an AMAZING job, too!

3 years of nothing. Zip. Nada.

And then practically the best job I could hope for.

Like... WTF? Holy crap!

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We're really just here for the pineapples. Dancing Pineapple