@kew your bosses would literally report you to the secret police for making dissenting remarks thats the kind of people they are
@johnrandom lol so a guy had to quit because his gf was having a kid, he wrote "fare thee well - [name]" on an index card and put it on the corkboard. few days later new manager takes it down, rips it in half, rips it in half again, throws it in the trash. dude worked there for 5 years
We're really just here for the pineapples.