Design Tip of the Day: add a wall-mounted fleshlight to your living room to increase your home's property value #LifeHack

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@healyn i feel like the bathroom or the bedroom would be maximum increased value, as opposed to living room. But you're the "expert", I guess

@ItsJenNotGabby this is for those times youre headed into the kitchen for a snack or whatever and wanna bang one out real quick. it's about practicality

@healyn @ItsJenNotGabby pretty sure the fleshlight would be more efficient in the kitchen in that case :blob_raccoon_coffee:

@demonsthenes13 @ItsJenNotGabby a fleshlight in the kitchen is a big time faux pas, just trust me

fleshlight with tongue and teeth 

fleshlight with tongue and teeth 

@fountainofwonder @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby
you don't want light flesh...crepey skin is so delicate and not as useful as fully functional skin :yell:

body modification 

body modification 

body modification 

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@healyn @ItsJenNotGabby savvy homeowners install one in every room, you can hook them into the central vac system

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