Design Tip of the Day: add a wall-mounted fleshlight to your living room to increase your home's property value #LifeHack
@healyn i feel like the bathroom or the bedroom would be maximum increased value, as opposed to living room. But you're the "expert", I guess
@ItsJenNotGabby this is for those times youre headed into the kitchen for a snack or whatever and wanna bang one out real quick. it's about practicality
@healyn @ItsJenNotGabby pretty sure the fleshlight would be more efficient in the kitchen in that case
@demonsthenes13 @ItsJenNotGabby now youre just being silly
@healyn @ItsJenNotGabby No, this is probably one of the few times I'm being practical
@demonsthenes13 @ItsJenNotGabby a fleshlight in the kitchen is a big time faux pas, just trust me
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@healyn @ItsJenNotGabby not if it just looks like another mouth to feed
@demonsthenes13 @ItsJenNotGabby horrifying. i love it
@demonsthenes13 @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby
I'm on a diet to make MY flesh light.
@fountainofwonder @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby you don't want light flesh...crepey skin is so delicate and not as useful as fully functional skin
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@fountainofwonder @demonsthenes13 @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby
Going to use crispr to give myself bioluminescent skin.
Failing that I’ll go the cyborg route and have L.E.Ds fitted.
@UnclearFuture @demonsthenes13 @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby I hear that resistance is useless in some cases...Number One.But that sounds really great! You're so bright!
Especially if you’re a galaxy-wide hitchhiker.
Awh, thanks, I want to be a someone who illuminates people :)
@UnclearFuture @fountainofwonder @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby make sure to not panic
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@demonsthenes13 @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby gotta go in the kitchen really with all the other squeezy sauce bottles
@Shrigglepuss @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby they all make that "schlup!" noise anyway
@demonsthenes13 @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby at least this one is refillable, good for the environment 😏
@Shrigglepuss @healyn @ItsJenNotGabby recycle, reduce, reuse...you can close the loop
@healyn @ItsJenNotGabby savvy homeowners install one in every room, you can hook them into the central vac system
We're really just here for the pineapples.