24 is the number of carats representing 100% pure gold. 24 is also the number of carrots that Nationals Catchman, Kurt Suzuki, will feed to his pony, named Pure Gold. One carrot per day, between now and the start of Kurt's Sprang Tanning! (Once Sprung Tuning begins, a friend of the family will continue to take carrots to Pure Gold, so don't worry about that Horsey. Also HORSES ARE GOD'S MISTAKES WHY DO THEY DO THAT THING WITH THEIR BIG HORSE MOUTH, KURT, WHY?!?)
#BaseyBall (I did it this time!)
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Anyways hi I’m starving for attention but too lazy to take selfies so have some old selfies cuz fuck it why not
I keep getting closer and closer to actually just making #ThirstFollowTuesday posts where I straight-up @ people
@anthonydavis @healyn I like knowing that not everyone is real. It makes my follower count less significant which is weirdly relieving? Like how when they used to shoot a guy with a firing squad one gun would have a blank but no one knew which gun so the shooters could all tell themselves maybe it was them? That’s my followers. I don’t know who is fake so I can’t blame them for not boosting.
@BigMoodHaver i haven't seen your gorgeous face in forever. Still looking good, king
I made a terrible game where you have to guess which bad domain name is more expensive: https://domain-pricing.glitch.me/
I am a goddamn delight
We're really just here for the pineapples.