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It's back up now. It died because the admin, whomst shall remain nameless, is a fuckdumb dumbfuck who forgot how DNS works. Also: upgraded to Mastodon 2.6.5! ๐ŸŽ‰

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i was reading the manual for super maker on my 3DS and i found this :blobcatmelt4:

[realtor voice] there's, uh, one problem with this house... you see, pee is stored in the walls,

the internet depends on people like this

everyone's talking about how smart and cool @byttyrs is (and they're right on) but I haven't seen much respect for how normal her femurs are

they're so normal, folks

@0xKruzr that's the old lynnesbian promise, Post So Good It'll Make Your Teeth Acheยฎ

"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

Fun Fact: Ramen and spaghetti are related and must never lay together.

tfw thinking abt Lucifer and everything they gave up so humanity could have free thought and free will and be as gay as we want ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ’– ๐Ÿ’–

the only good woke ad campaign was when lush the fancy soap people suddenly decided their new marketing strategy was 'fuck cops' and the whole country yelled at them and they kinda went lol whatever


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