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Don't often get to see this: a toaster approaching telophase in its mitotic process, about to pinch off its cell membrane. Nature is truly amazing

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Fellas... I can't believe it works... I created a DigitalOcean snapshot where you get asked a few things on first boot, and it gives you a working Mastodon installation, with SSL and everything. Holy shit

Boomer: things should be more like the good old days
Me: yes they should
Boomer: wait no not like that

Don't often get to see this: a toaster approaching telophase in its mitotic process, about to pinch off its cell membrane. Nature is truly amazing

you ever wonder what kind of jokes anprims are making about us nonprims? are they telling each other, like, "man, can you imagine getting medicine for your diseases"

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It's mid-august. You're thinking about leaving twitter and joining "that mastidon website". A time traveller appears before you and explains that if you do, your new best friends will be toilet and dirt. Wyd?

I know he isn't perfect but I deeply enjoy that the guy who is the central force behind this place is kind of hilarious and also tries hard not to be an dick

Compared to :birdsite: it really is a breath of fresh air

was just in a weird yuppie costco that felt like if i yelled "Jordan" really loud half the kids in the place would come running

I'm not sure where this selfish asshole expects ME to sleep
He has his own bed on the floor in here, and also another one in the living room, btw

:drake_dislike: netflix and chill
:drake_like: replacing proprietary motherboard firmware with fully free equivalents together and chill

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We're really just here for the pineapples. Dancing Pineapple